Ammon News - President Donald Trump mused Thursday about turning D.C.’s national parks into golf clubs while meeting with police and military personnel at his war-on-crime spectacle in the capital.

“One of the things we are going to be redoing is your parks,” the president said as he spoke from the U.S. Park Police’s Anacostia Operations Facility in Washington, D.C. “I’m very good at grass because I have a lot of golf courses all over the place. I know more about grass than any human being I think anywhere in the world.”

Trump’s credentials on turf are indeed considerable, having built 19 golf courses across the globe, according to the Trump Organization.

“We’re going to be re-grassing all your parks, all brand new sprinkler systems, the best that you can buy,” the self-proclaimed turf whisperer continued. “It’ll look like... Trump National Golf Club.”

Trump, 79, then preached to law enforcement personnel with a philosophical rumination on the parallels between humans and grass.

“Grass has a life. You know that? Grass has a life. We have a life, and grass has a life,” he said. “The grass here died about 40 years ago.” Daily Beast